Another time you have had to creep around to get your fix of me, as much as you try, you cannot stay away. I have a hold over you like no...

Why are you still with her? How is your sex life? Still stuck in the same boring,mundane relationship The truth is that you can't even get it up...

It's yet another evening that you wait for that fat, ugly hag of a wife of yours to fall asleep. Declining her advances of...

What a surprise, here yet again at your PC whilst she's sleeping. Snuck out of bed to get your fix of me haven't you. You no longer want to...

It's not hard to be hotter than that ugly pig you call a Girlfriend. Overweight, disgusting, ugly and an embarrassment to women, there is no surprise...

She doesn't get you like I do. She doesn't understand you nor your needs. She has never made you feel like I do and it's me you truly want. She is nothing...

It's true, it is all about me. It's me that gets you off, it's me you constantly think about and it's me you longed to be with all over your fat ogre...